• friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
"You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be."
— Marilyn Manson  (via minuty)

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mackiinzi:

Drawing of danisnotonfire and amazingphil. I sent this in a a possible merch design and I hope you two like it. cx

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

phan-in-kilts:

hey-it-troyler:

amazingtroyeisnotonoakley:

phan-in-kilts:

if the troyler collab wasn’t the auguest finale, then what the hell is going down tomorrow?

Beyoncé

Oprah

pls be Obama 

singitforfrankiero:

Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin

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MESSY BOYS TRY POT x

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turntnip:

gym class

image

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